Including "What I'm Listening To" in a Post is Creepy

Who in the hell cares about you? No one! So stop posting in your blog, perpetrating the lies that your life has any significance. The problem is not only the words that you (the uneducated poster who tries to write a coherent thought the way Hellen Keller tries to learn the Electric Slide) haphazardly scatter around in a vaguely paragraphic-esk form. No, the problem with most blogs is the addition of what “music” the poster is listening to as they “write.” Oh, I’d love to explain it to you, but I’m afraid I’m going to use numbers. Yes, numbers. So go do something else; turn off your computer and go outside, or play the banjo, or read a book. Still here? My assumptions of the inbreeding lower class ignorant blog reader have once again been proven correct; legally, your life should be forfeit. But, for my own amusement and in complete disregard for my flat-lining audience, I shall explain why posting the “currently listening to” post addition is even more insulting that the random words in the posting that just might form a thought. The poster is not an individual, or important, and has not found a new track on the latest Bush CD that the rest of us have missed. There is no substance in the pop music world; so implying that the new Britany song really accentuates your post on your crush on Junior John (“he’s SO out of my leage.. [SIP]”) is just pathetic, and a little “on the nose.” Besides the shallowness of song selection, the poster writes his/her paragraph of itty bitty words in the span of the song. How much thought is there in a post that has to be written in 3 min 48 seconds? The answer is the equivalent of the collective cognitive power of blog readers and posters; none. Should the reader, and this is assuming a tremendous amount of things occur (including but not limited to: consciousness, complete physiological control, motivation, a sense of right and wrong…) download the song and listen to it as he/she reads the post? The effort required to read a post would far exceed the blog reader’s capacity to function. Therefore; a blog reader should find a nice serene hillside, lie down on the ground, and just not get up. Stop Reading Blogs.

I’m listening to: "Informer" - Snow