Just Because a Blog has Pictures...

Morons. Fools. Pointless followers of mass media. Pictures in a blog do not lend any sort of credibility to the blog or its contents. Look at the picture to your left (and I am assuming a lot here, so I will walk you though this as well- hold up your hands, thumbs out. Your thumb is the finger that is fatter than the rest of your white bread gorged fingers. Which ever hand makes an “L” is the left one. My god, once again I’ve assumed too much. “L” is a letter in the English alphabet. Oh forget it) and you’ll see that I’ve cleverly attached a fairly intricate electrical schematic. What does it mean? Nothing. But it sure makes the blog look so much more important. Doesn’t it? Why am I asking you these questions, you should stop reading right now and go back to huffing spray paint out of a plastic bag in between commercials of your favorite Scooby Doo episode.
Oh look to the right (the opposite of left) my dim-witted visitor. Another important looking diagram of something which means that this blog has the inside scoop on things. I propose the following thought experiment (I suggest that first you discover what “thinking” is. A critically important first step would be to stop reading blogs, but your brain is like a car stuck in neutral): Why would someone post up some very important looking pictures, lets say this guy’s blog that holds the proof that cold fusion exists, and not (and god forgive me for even mentioning this tampon of a newspaper) publishing the experiment, the pictures, the proof, the equations in the LA Times? Because the blog is a shelter for those half baked, untested ideas whose credibility rests on some very important looking pictures; like the one below.
I can only suggest to you, if anything is trickling into that vacuous cavity you call a skull, that pictures, no matter how flashy or photoshoped, do nothing but bring up the glitz of a blog and suppress the .00001% of information that might have an inkling of truth to them. No one wants to see a picture of you on your birthday, or of your cat, or any documentation that you post up to lend a pathetic validity to an already pathetic existence. Pictures in a blog are window dressings in a cave. Please; stop reading blogs.